THE NEW WAY TO SUPPORT YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM WITHOUT MEDICATION OR MEDITATION

  • Can of Grapefruit & Blood Orange soda with bubbles on a pink background

    GRAPEFRUIT & BLOOD ORANGE

    Grapefruit & Blood Orange — tart citrus punch, rosemary bite, bitter edge that doesn't apologize. Sharp calm for people who don't do sweet.

  • Can of Yuzu & Lychee flavor on a textured beige background

    YUZU & LYCHEE

    Yuzu & Lychee — crisp citrus, floral lift, quiet sweetness that mirrors the calm it delivers. Soft ritual for when loud won't do.

WHAT A NERVOUS SYSTEM RESET ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE

15-30 minutes after drinking: The static in your head gets quieter. Your shoulders drop. You can focus on one thing without seventeen browser tabs screaming for attention. Not sedation. Not euphoria. Just your nervous system remembering what baseline feels like.

5 minutes
Your breath drops back into your body. Shoulders unhook. Muscles stop arguing.

15 minutes
The saffron glow arrives. Mood lifts without swinging. Focus steadies.

30 minutes
Calm clarity. The jittery edge dissolves. Your brain stops sprinting for no reason.

2 hours
Still balanced. Still clear.
No crash. No fog. Just a nervous system that isn’t fighting you.

Results vary by individual. This is not medical advice.

  • L-THEANINE

    Calm without slowdown.

    An amino acid that increases alpha brain waves — the ones linked to clarity, focus, and relaxed alertness. Takes the sharp, jittery edge off your nervous system without dulling anything.

  • LEMON BALM

    Soothes the static.

    A natural compound known to soften tension and reduce the background hum of mental overload. Traditionally used to ease stress and support clearer decision-making.

  • PASSIONFLOWER

    Intercepts the spiral.

    Shown to support stress resilience by calming overactive neural pathways. Helps quiet looping thoughts without sedation or heaviness.

  • SAFFRON

    Mood, but measured.

    Saffron extract is clinically studied for mood stability, emotional balance, and supporting a healthier stress response. It’s the Clean Calm “glow” without the swing.

  • MAGNESIUM

    Unclenches the body.

    Supports normal muscle relaxation, deeper breaths, and easing tension held in the jaw, shoulders, and chest. Your body’s exhale, biochemically delivered.

  • PRICKLY PEAR

    Hydrates the system.

    A natural source of polysaccharides and antioxidants that support hydration and physical resilience. Helps your nervous system feel less brittle, more buffered.

200 TIMES THE DOSE

Functional drinks typically use 1-5mg of active ingredients (enough for label claims, not enough for your body). We use therapeutic doses backed by clinical research.

  • LESS THIS

    No crystals. No breathwork. No "good vibes only" bullshit. Just saffron, L-theanine, and magnesium at clinical doses doing what they're chemically designed to do: reset your nervous system.

  • MORE THIS

    Saffron has been used for mood regulation since ancient Persia. L-Theanine is the compound in green tea that keeps Buddhist monks calm during meditation. Magnesium is what your body burns through when you're running on cortisol and coffee.

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