CLEAN CALM®

Your jaw is tight. Shoulders creeping toward your ears. There's a constant hum beneath your thoughts—not quite panic, not quite focus.

Clean Calm® changes that baseline.

✴︎ THE FEELING

It begins as a slow unclenching.

Your jaw eases. Shoulders fall back. Eyes sharpen. A warmth blooms behind the ribs—not heat, but ease. Breath deepens. Thoughts lengthen. The static dissolves.

This is the saffron glow: mood lifted, never loud. Magnesium releases what your body's been holding. L-theanine guides you into calm focus. Lemon balm turns the mental volume down until ideas sound clear again.

Within minutes, your nervous system exhales—a full-body permission slip to keep going without grinding.

The calm isn't emptiness. It's coherence.

✴︎ WHAT'S INSIDE

Saffron Extract — The mood glow. Emotional balance. The signature lift. L-Theanine — Calm focus. Alpha-wave clarity without the fog. Lemon Balm — Softens tension. Quiets internal noise. Passionflower — Eases looping thoughts without sedation. Magnesium Citrate — Physical release: jaw, shoulders, breath. Glycine + Prickly Pear — Smooth mouthfeel, balanced sweetness, steady hydration. Vitamin B6 (P-5-P) — Supports the neurotransmitter pathways behind calm.

Zero sugar. Zero caffeine. No crash. Just a felt shift.

✴︎ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

5 min — Breathing slows. Shoulders soften. Body tension releases. 10–15 min — The saffron glow settles in: mood lifted, presence sharpened. 20–30 min — Calm focus: awareness clean, edges gone. 1–2 hrs — Balanced, steady clarity. No sedation, no comedown. Just composure.

✴︎ THE TASTE

GRAPEFRUIT & BLOOD ORANGE Tart citrus punch, rosemary bite, bitter edge that doesn't apologize. Sharp calm for people who don't do sweet.

YUZU & LYCHEE Crisp citrus, floral lift, quiet sweetness that mirrors the calm it delivers. Soft ritual for when loud won't do.

Limited first release: 500 units. Ships 29th January 2026.

Clean Calm® — engineered stillness for modern chaos.

Built for burnout kids with god complexes™